So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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