Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
Randomize
