Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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