hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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