what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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