your thong is hanging out like whoa
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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