after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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