Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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