shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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