watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Randomize
