She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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