listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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