i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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