what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
wow bdsm is so cute
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