I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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