rhymes with "ouble enetration"
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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