glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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