grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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