I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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