btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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