my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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