Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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