Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Randomize
