is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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