Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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