Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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