Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Randomize