She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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