my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
my sisters under your porch take her home
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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