woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Randomize
