So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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