Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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