Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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