I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I think my moral compass just broke
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
