Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
only you would photoshop your dick
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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