So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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