the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
You don't make any sense
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