He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Randomize
