I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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