Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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