Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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