I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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