this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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