in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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