Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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