ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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