nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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