Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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