What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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