Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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