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I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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