you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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