omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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