How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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