It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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