talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
